Adult SMS Messages and Quotes
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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine
if u were a drum id bang u. if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! ….
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A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! ….