Dirty SMS Messages and Quotes

Q: whats a 65 years old woman got between her legs that a 25 years old a’int?
A: nipples.

Johnnny johnnny yes papa
f*cking girls yes papa
using condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa

Mr dick invited mr nutsack to a party.mr nutsack said why should I go everytime we go to a party you go inside and leave me banging on the door.

knock knock
whose there
wilma
wilma, who?
wilma finger do til i can get a boner?

A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What’s the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income

Mr & Mrs Blobby are lying in bed one night Mrs Bloby turns to mr bloby & says ‘bluba lluba lupblub’ mr bloby turns & says ’shut the f*ck up and swallow bitch!

s*x is like a maths test: me plus you subtracked the cloths add the bed divied the legs multiply the orgasms fancy a maths test??