Rude SMS Messages and Quotes

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long

One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u. not even a network ….

There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people with a face like yours there is………….masturbation

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry, no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?

This SMS can only be read by someone SEXY:…try again…again…maybe you are just not sexy?…one more time…hey don’t force it ugly!!!

Piss the taking is someone that realize u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!