If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long
One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
Friends are like stars. You can’t always see them, But you know they are always there for you…
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships are like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when it’s true, but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
Keeping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifices A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enough 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U…
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue… Love is a paper, life is glue Everything is false… But Friendship s True.
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, and It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and every day.
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Love is in the air, you don’t have to chase after just feel it……….
It will bring the smile on your lips
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Love has no limit
Love do not consider the beauty
Love is somehow blind
Love is mystic
Love has no explanation
Love is love as long as you are loved in return.
Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling
Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called FOREVER…
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Love can touch you just one time but it can last for a life time
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship.
It’s not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.
Love is two hearts beating as one
I love you from the bottom of my heart. Be mine forever
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I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So this is what I want to say,
live in my heart and there forever stay!
- Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, as you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding
- I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true, On this special occasion I want to remind you Thatyou are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover!
- Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
- That special day is here again the day we took our vows you’re just as special to me today as you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
- Long after our anniversary and this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and every day, Happy Anniversary Lover!
- If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart if you should say, “do you still love me?” I’d say, “Till death do us part “Happy Anniversary
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving (wife/husband) ,
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
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- Our love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary
- On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best
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Thank You Messages
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Thank you messages whether written in cards, emails or SMS messages are common way to show appreciation and thankfulness to someone
- Thank You
- Thanks
- Thanks a lot
- I truly appreciate …
- I am very thankful
- Major Thanks
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Condolence Messages
- Our thoughts and prayers are with you
- “Name of deceased” will remain in our hearts forever
- Words cannot even begin to express our sorrow.
- You have my deepest sympathies on the death of…
- We are thinking of you during this difficult time.
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Some Sympathy Sayings
- Please accept my heartfelt sympathy on the passing of your …
- To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
- When we lose someone we love, it seems that time stands still.
- Lean on your friends for strength, and always remember how much you are cared about.
- May your memories give you strength.
- May the love of those around you help you through the days ahead.
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Happy Birthday Messages
- Happy Birthday and may all your dreams come true
- I wish you a happy birthday and may all your dreams come true
- Wishing you a warm birthday
- Another year has passed, Not just a year older, but a year better
- You are not XX years old, you are XX years young
- Wishing you all the best for your birthday
- Best wishes for your birthday, and throughout the coming years
- Lots of people think of you on your birthday, I just wanted to say I am one of them
- May the best of your past, be the worst of your future
- Wishing you the greatest birthday ever
- Happy Birthday to someone who is forever young
Funny Birthday Messages
- Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional
- So many candles, so little cake!
- It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
- An old fart is as good as a new one.
- Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday and a sweet night of birthday dreams
Belated Birthday Messages
- How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
- I hope your birthday was as special as you are.
- I’m so lucky to have such a great friend like you… who’d forgive me if I forgot (his/her) birthday. Happy Birthday
Belated Birthday
- I’m so sorry I missed your birthday; I hope that you had a wonderful day.
- I am so sorry your birthday I forgot It doesn’t mean I don’t care because I care a lot.
- I hope you had a great birthday had lots of fun and things went. your way.
- Oops I forgot, I am sorry, happy belated birthday.
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