Dirty SMS Messages and Quotes

Q: whats a 65 years old woman got between her legs that a 25 years old a’int?
A: nipples.

Johnnny johnnny yes papa
f*cking girls yes papa
using condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa
Mr dick invited mr nutsack to a party.mr nutsack said why should I go everytime we go to a party you go inside and leave [...]