Dirty SMS Messages and Quotes

Q: whats a 65 years old woman got between her legs that a 25 years old a’int?
A: nipples.
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Johnnny johnnny yes papa
f*cking girls yes papa
using condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa
Mr dick invited mr nutsack to a party.mr nutsack said why should I go everytime we go to a party you go inside and leave [...]

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Rude SMS Messages and Quotes

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long
One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you
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T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no [...]

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