Good Luck SMS Messages and Quotes

Fly in the plane of Ambition
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours,Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Luck
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I Wish 4 ” U ”
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
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Dirty SMS Messages and Quotes

Q: whats a 65 years old woman got between her legs that a 25 years old a’int?
A: nipples.
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Johnnny johnnny yes papa
f*cking girls yes papa
using condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa
Mr dick invited mr nutsack to a party.mr nutsack said why should I go everytime we go to a party you go inside and leave [...]