Q: whats a 65 years old woman got between her legs that a 25 years old a’int?
A: nipples.
Johnnny johnnny yes papa
f*cking girls yes papa
using condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa
Mr dick invited mr nutsack to a party.mr nutsack said why should I go everytime we go to a party you go inside and leave [...]
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long
One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u [...]